Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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