Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Dignity is for republicans.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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