yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im having a threesome with these popsicles
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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