her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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