They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
