He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
That accounts for only three of the penises
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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