so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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