Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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