I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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