So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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