Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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