Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The Olympian is in my bed
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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