There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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