So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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