i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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