he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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