If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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