no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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