What a fucking waste of an outfit
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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