Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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