dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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