WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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