Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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