like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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