Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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