Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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