I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We need to get me chipped asap
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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