I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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