week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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