More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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