Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
