I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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