if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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