South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
