She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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