So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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