Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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