She's JV to your varsity
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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