Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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