Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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