Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You have to summon your inner elephant
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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