i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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