The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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