Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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