We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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