No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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