"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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