I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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