what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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