You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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