wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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