Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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