so that wasnt chicken after all
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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