Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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