I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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